It's your birthday tomorrow! I'm really bad at gifts but I hope I can still manage to help make it a good one for you. You deserve that and much more. <3
Dear Gmail Inbox,
I completely cleared you out today. It took a million years but I adore seeing "Inbox (0)" instead of "Inbox (7049)". Thank the Lord I finally got THAT task finished.
Dear Giant Refrigerator that Miles and I made out of paper today,
I love you. You're epic. Thank you for making a productive day at work so fun.
Dear Bryan Duff,
You were an absolutely amazing teacher. I found an old email from you today and I hope that you are indeed pursuing your dream of opening a charter school in New York! I hope you know that you really made a serious impact on your students at Bennington.
Dear New Vacuum,
I am obsessed with you. I had no idea what was missing from my life until tonight. Wowzer!